This is the worst thing to ever happen ever. I will probably burn my house down and move across the globe because GROSS! I should probably let you know what actually happened first. I'm nonchalantly sitting here in my bedroom, right? My bedroom is in the basement, so naturally there's a few bugs in it. I'm always used to the occasional spider or something. So I went to put on this shirt and there was a family of earwigs living inside it. Guys. I almost put that on my body. I COULD HAVE BEEN EATEN ALIVE. Never again will I fall into your grasps earwigs. I will find you, and kill you. That is, if you don't kill me first.
My family says I'm dramatic. I don't believe them for an instant though.
-Paint a Chameleon
