Social Status

So today in sunday school, we were talking about the talents that we each have.... We were discussing how I was musical, and I added that I also had pretty good social skills. The day before, I was at a choir performance and was demonstrating how horribly I can sing in falsetto. One stranger turned to me and said, "No offense, but I thought there was a handicapped person back there." I was also able to convince two others that they were colorblind. (For those of you who are wondering, it took some crafty improv from some of my other friends as well.) I also performed a stunning version of Stars I Shall Find in interpretive dance. I consider all of these as rousing examples of how social I can be. Later that day in church, I was walking with one of the people in my class. When we saw others in the class, we walked over. I decided that would be a good time to demonstrate my falsetto ugliness again... The other person turned to me and said, "Yes, you have miraculous social skills. Walking up to people and making goat noises sure helps you make lots of friends." For the friendless out there, you should really try imitating goats and creeky doors. You're welcome,

1463

Hello again! I'm sure you have all been wondering, "Geez, I wonder who Logan had randomly stalked today!" I have to say, nobody. But I have had a stalker. They lived in my ear and muffled my hearing for the week. I named him Pat. Pat really liked to make it so I couldn't hear out of my left ear. What I could hear came across as an echo which was slightly a different pitch than the real sound. It was annoying. Luckily, Pat has moved in to stalk someone else.

    The other day I heard my Seminary teacher say the number 1463. I can't remember exactly what he said, but the number stuck in my head. I have decided it is the key to the universe and everything will revolve around it. It must have been Pat telling me his address....

Gloria...

So, I guess Gloria will have to be one of those people who takes on many different faces. She will have many imaginary views... So I was going to facebook stalk the person that I got the other picture from and steal more pictures... Well it turns out she was killed by an Afghan suicide bomber. So she will have to have new faces every post. Here is what I have for today.



Feel free to email me any other suggestions you have for Gloria!

I would like to introduce everybody to a good friend of mine. The name of my falsetto voice is Gloria. She is one amazing singer. If she were to someday find a way out of me, I envision her looking something like this.

I imagine Gloria will be visiting us many more times, so we will get to know her well.