Social Status

So today in sunday school, we were talking about the talents that we each have.... We were discussing how I was musical, and I added that I also had pretty good social skills. The day before, I was at a choir performance and was demonstrating how horribly I can sing in falsetto. One stranger turned to me and said, "No offense, but I thought there was a handicapped person back there." I was also able to convince two others that they were colorblind. (For those of you who are wondering, it took some crafty improv from some of my other friends as well.) I also performed a stunning version of Stars I Shall Find in interpretive dance. I consider all of these as rousing examples of how social I can be. Later that day in church, I was walking with one of the people in my class. When we saw others in the class, we walked over. I decided that would be a good time to demonstrate my falsetto ugliness again... The other person turned to me and said, "Yes, you have miraculous social skills. Walking up to people and making goat noises sure helps you make lots of friends." For the friendless out there, you should really try imitating goats and creeky doors. You're welcome,